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hi! i'm val [she/it :: bi/lesbian :: nb/trans] and this is my World Wide Web site.

some things i enjoy:

• open source
• mediocre music
• SIGNALIS

[val@LSTR-632] # pwd
/mnt/vals_stuff/

[val@LSTR-632] # ls -a

[val@LSTR-632] # /bin/priv/sysmon/RTFETCH
ensysd: CANNOT EXECUTE 'RTFETCH' WITH YOUR CURRENT PRIVILEGE LEVEL. THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED.
[val@LSTR-632] # elev /bin/priv/sysmon/RTFETCH
[elev] ENTER PASS: ******************
.
. .
. . .
[elev] INCORRECT PASSKEY. THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED.
[val@LSTR-632] # ugh fucking caps lock
ensysh: COMMAND NOT FOUND: 'ugh'
[val@LSTR-632] # elev /bin/priv/sysmon/RTFETCH
[elev] ENTER PASS: ******************
[elev] SUCCESSFUL.

                 ______                    val@LSTR-632
                /     /\                   -----------
               /     /##\                  os: EUNix NRPC.e116
              /     /####\                 host: REPLIKA UNIT "LSTR" [MODEL: 632]
             /     /######\                kernel: RTKrn 3.6.9-12
            /     /########\               uptime: 18 days, 3 hours, 6 mins
           /     /##########\              packages: 600000 [vwltin]
          /     /#####/\#####\             shell: ensysh 6.6-R-1
         /     /#####/++\#####\            font: terminus
        /     /#####/++++\#####\           tty: /dev/ttyS0
       /     /#####/\+++++\#####\          ip: 6.0.0.6 [net0]
      /     /#####/  \+++++\#####\         
     /     /#####/    \+++++\#####\        -----------
    /     /#####/      \+++++\#####\       
   /     /#####/        \+++++\#####\      cpu: EN_SIPCC.CORE [192] @ 18.660 GHz
  /     /#####/__________\+++++\#####\     mem: 606.6 GiB / 1863.6 GiB [32.54%]
 /                        \+++++\#####\    swap: 182.7 GiB / 3.60 TiB [5.07%]
/__________________________\+++++\####/    display: 18066 x 12360 DIGITAL "E.Y.E." DISPLAY
\+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\##/     disk [/]: 3.30 PiB / 18.66 PiB [17.68%] - RTFS-6
 \+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++\/      disk [/mnt/vals_stuff/]: 0.07 PiB / 3.36 PiB - ffs4
  ``````````````````````````````````       gpu: EN_GP663_06 GRAPHICAL PROCESSING DEVICE

WARNING: UNSANCTIONED USAGE OF MONITORING SOFTWARE IS PROHIBITED. REPORT TO AEON OFFICIALS IMMEDIATELY.

[val@LSTR-632] # echo "BOO! spooked u ;3" > /dev/video/fb0/MESGBUF